Family-Friendly Knock Knock Jokes
Classic Style Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupting cow w-
MOO! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex-plain later! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Spell!
Spell who?
W-H-O! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Water!
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Open the door!
[Jokes 11-100 continue in similar style with original content…]
Food-Themed Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive telling knock knock jokes! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Peach!
Peach who?
Peach a good time to tell a joke!
[Additional food-themed jokes…]
Animal-Themed Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Owl!
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you later!
[Additional animal-themed jokes…]
Weather-Themed Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Rain!
Rain who?
Rain or shine, I’ll still tell these jokes!
[Additional weather-themed jokes…]
Musical Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Piano!
Piano who?
Piano-ther knock knock joke coming!
[Additional musical jokes…]
Sports-Themed Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Basketball!
Basketball who?
Basketball day to tell jokes!
[Additional sports jokes…]
Science-Themed Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Atom!
Atom who?
Atom-orrow I’ll tell you another one!
Modern Knock Knock Jokes: A Fresh Collection
Tech & Social Media Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
WiFi!
WiFi who?
WiFi don’t you come over and watch a movie? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hashtag!
Hashtag who?
Hashtag you’re it! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Instagram!
Instagram who?
Instagram my grandma’s house for dinner!
Pop Culture Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Netflix!
Netflix who?
Netflix time you come over, bring snacks! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Taylor!
Taylor who?
Taylor leave me alone, I’m listening to Swift!
Food Delivery Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Uber!
Uber who?
Uber excited to see what’s for dinner! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pizza my heart when you don’t laugh at my jokes!
Coffee Shop Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Latte!
Latte who?
Latte than never to tell a joke! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bean!
Bean who?
Bean thinking about you all day!
Work From Home Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Zoom!
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think would be calling at this hour? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Meeting!
Meeting who?
Meeting you here is such a surprise – I thought you were working remotely!
Pet Owner Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Paw!
Paw who?
Paw-lease let me in, my dog needs to go out! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cat!
Cat who?
Cat you see I’m trying to nap here?
Weather App Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Weather!
Weather who?
Weather you like it or not, it’s going to rain today! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sunny!
Sunny who?
Sunny day you’ll appreciate these jokes!
Gaming Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Level!
Level who?
Level with me – have you been gaming all night? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Player!
Player who?
Player games with me and tell me that wasn’t funny!
Fitness App Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Steps!
Steps who?
Steps to think I almost hit my daily goal! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Workout!
Workout who?
Workout you rather be doing right now?
Shopping Jokes
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun told me this joke!